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More on Backbreaker

313gentleman — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 21:09:10 +0000

So I don’t play sports game like that but for the sake of being a diverse reviewer I decided to try this out, can’t really say that I enjoyed it but I can talk about it from a journalistic stand point…and when I was finished I went back…wait for it…….waaaaaaaaiiiiit foooooor it……..Plants Vs. Zombies.

You suck at life

313gentleman — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 03:50:24 +0000

Ok if the game has a Competitive Mode and a Co-operative mode why would you go into the co-op mode and kill your team mates. Seriously, that doesn’t make any sense and it makes me tag you an a$$h*le…go into free for all and be a jerk and let me enjoy my game. Stop being such a loser at life! Anyways click here and reply to the question of the day.

Zombies + Strippers = ????

313gentleman — Sat, 25 Dec 2010 07:47:11 +0000

Yes thats what I said when I first started the game Zombie Shotgun Massacre 2. We all know how I feel about Zombie apocalypse readiness and if you didn’t know strippers will be involved in the apocalypse too, but will they really be walking around the streets in high heels and under wear totting a shotgun, collecting stripper playing cards looking for a ticket to get into a (wait for it) Strip Club. Anyways its DLC so I’m not complaining, its just a little over the top.

They ate my brains

313gentleman — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 06:14:13 +0000

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SOOOOOooooooo, after 3hrs of planting and dieing I decided that I need to give these zombies a break. I swear I don’t have time to play any of the other great games I have such as Reach or Dragon Age because I’m determined to not get killed by these freaking Zombies….Click Here for some video

The313gentleman on being a Blood Mage

313gentleman — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 16:59:00 +0000

I wonder if you really gotta be a bad guy to be a blood mage. I mean the Blood Mages have some of the coolest spells and I already know that as soon as I get the chance to study the dark arts I’m going to be a blood mage. Doesn’t mean I’m going to be a corrupted soul or anything just means don’t “F” with me because I’m gonna light you up.

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More Mass Effect 2

313gentleman — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 18:43:31 +0000

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I hate mining….probe launched…..boom….probe launched….boom. My life could have done with out that even though probing will help you get useful raw materials for upgrades i wish I could just bought them.

Mass Effect 2

313gentleman — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 03:25:33 +0000

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Mass Effect 2 Jacob's Story

ALright I still haven’t finished Mass Effect 2 but I’m loving the story line. Just finished Jacob’s story wondering what would have happened if I had chosen the renegade action versus the paragon….I’m such a goody two shoes.

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More Important

313gentleman — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 21:40:43 +0000

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There are so many things that are important in life, but who decides what is important and whats not. I personally think spending time on Xbox Live is just as important as talking to people face to face. Except the people on Xbox Live can’t hit me when I kill them, call them a noob and throw a sticky grenade at their lifeless carcass for fun. My Xbox is more important than eating and drinking…unless its a Monster Energy Drink…life would cease without those…at least when gaming it would. But without my game I just might die…. Eccentric? Maybe? or maybe not? Whats important to you?

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Random Game Thoughts

313gentleman — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 18:39:19 +0000

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So I’ve been trying to finish this mountain of games I have at my house and figured out if I just concentrated on 1 game maybe I’ll make some head way so I started with Final Fantasy XIII, which I’d like to add is getting way better after Chapter 11. I played for maybe two hours when I decided that i was going to play Grand Theft Auto 4, which I have not finished either. Before I could even get into the game good I realized that I have no guns or money which let me know my little cousin decided to play my game and totally screw me over. Thanks Cuz! Moving on to Red Faction Guerilla was cool but since I hadn’t played that game in like 6 months I totally forgot how to play got frustrated and went to bed…finishing nothing…and its all your fault.

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A Dream Come True

313gentleman — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 05:36:46 +0000

I had a dream that I was locked in a cave and the only way it was possible to make an escape was to create a super armor with missles and a rocket boots. Once I escaped I went to my multimillion dollar mansion and made the suit perfect. Then a big movie company says “Dude Your awesome lets make a movie about your suit!” and I respond and the movie is the most action packed blockbuster of the summer and of course someone wanted to make a game about so I agree. The game was cheesy and weak, but it worked. Then they wanted to do a 2nd movie and took out all of the violence and it was still good. Unfortunately they made a game for the movie and it made people vomit while playing…because it sucked. Glad it was just a dream and nobody really did a game parody of an awesome movie.

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